Driving by Strickler's Dairy Farm, Jack asks "Do you smell hot dogs?"
Hot dogs smell like cow poop.
Jack, 3, has developed a hand washing obsession over the past few days. I've heard him wash his hands at least five times today already.
Coffee, coffee, COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!!! OMGOMG this is so good. Why don't I drink more coffee! O.M.G!!omgomg
Idea: enter an event with the cheapest available tickets then check StubHub for the best unsold ( i.e. vacant) seats to move to. #lifehack
Woohoo! We found tickets to tonight's K-State vs. Baylor game. Let's dismantle another undefeated top 10 team! Go State! #kstate
Jack sounds like "Dr. Tran" when I call him "bro" names:
"I am NOT brocephus!" "My name is NOT brodanski!" "My name is NOT Mr. Brojangles!"