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Probably my favorite album of 2012 so far: Anthony Green's Beautiful Things. Terrific stuff.

Listen on @Rdio: http://t.co/M0aoNN7A

@ 3:40 p.m.

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@dustyburwell I think it's because if they straightened them they'd be about four times too long.

@ 8:43 p.m.

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Driving by Strickler's Dairy Farm, Jack asks "Do you smell hot dogs?"

Hot dogs smell like cow poop.

@ 8:06 p.m.

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This: http://t.co/g2SlYhlP #hushlogin #nerdtips

@ 1:23 p.m.

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Jack, 3, has developed a hand washing obsession over the past few days. I've heard him wash his hands at least five times today already.

@ 2:16 p.m.

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Whoa. Think I might've blacked out there for a second.

@ 3:40 p.m.

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Coffee?

Sure, coffee.

Coffee!

Coffee, coffee, COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!!! OMGOMG this is so good. Why don't I drink more coffee! O.M.G!!omgomg

@ 3:39 p.m.

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Idea: enter an event with the cheapest available tickets then check StubHub for the best unsold ( i.e. vacant) seats to move to. #lifehack

@ 3:43 p.m.

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Woohoo! We found tickets to tonight's K-State vs. Baylor game. Let's dismantle another undefeated top 10 team! Go State! #kstate

@ 3:25 p.m.

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Team Tebow! Go Broncos!

@ 7:17 p.m.

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@kylegach Super! Thanks for sharing! Loved that.

@ 4:27 p.m.

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@davelowe The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the culmination of human culinary achievement. Sorry I didn't reply sooner!

@ 7:30 p.m.

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I approve of the new Taco Bell menu. Since you were wondering.

@ 2:52 p.m.

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@bencarmean Dr. Tran was funny 6 years ago. Not sure if it remains so. Surprised you hadn't seen it; I think Eric Mielke introduced me.

@ 10:17 a.m.

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"Want some peaches, Bro Jackson?"

"MY NAME IS SPIDERMAN!"

@ 9:18 a.m.

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Jack sounds like "Dr. Tran" when I call him "bro" names:

"I am NOT brocephus!" "My name is NOT brodanski!" "My name is NOT Mr. Brojangles!"

@ 9:17 a.m.

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"I will never stop drinking Mountain Dew. I will live forever, or at least until I’m 45."

http://t.co/9N65uBSV

@ 11:20 p.m.

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@NatoriousFAT YOU COULD HAVE WORN IT TWICE!!!

@ 11:08 p.m.

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