@dylanbathurst You look like Deputy Travis Junior: http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/reno911/r_images/reno_junior_r3.jpg
Glad to see Jack is finally calling Taco Bell by its name instead of the usual "burrito store". My work as a father is almost done.
Jack just stuck a screwdriver through my Harman Kardon SoundSticks subwoofer, continuing his destruction of every nice thing I once owned.
Jack playing frisbee by himself in the front yard may be, simultaneously, the cutest and saddest thing I've ever seen.
Jack now just randomly announces "toots magoots" whenever he farts. We're clearly very proud.
In Safari: - ⌘Z reopens the tab you just closed. - Secondary-clicking the window title acts like Finder, showing a list of parent dirs.